After the final battle of StarCraft, Jim Raynor, to escape the harassment from humans who still couldn't accept the existence of the Queen of Blades, took his beloved Kerrigan to the nearby planet LOVE, living a blissful life of cracking eggs every day.
However, it seems their fate was destined to be so rich (twisted) and colorful (full of hardships) that they were inexplicably chosen by a flirtatious god to participate in a competition that doesn’t even have a name! Not only can they not come up with a competition name, but even the event itself is so cliché! It’s the same old plot often used in youthful热血奋斗 dramas—collect treasures to make a wish!
Seriously, can you be any more of a scam? The above was Jim Raynor’s inner turmoil as ten thousand alpacas stampeded through his mind before heading to the battlefield. But as the unknown little dark figure wisely said, since we’re here, we might as well make the best of it. Watch how Little Jimmy blows open the flirtatious god’s chrysanthemum gate!
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